Poveste de dragoste - V. (episodul 3)

Ne intoarcem sa vedem aventurile lui V, prietena noastra care a pornit intr-o cruciada a iubirii pentru a-si gasi pe Internet un barbat care sa-i intretine visurile si aspiratiile.

Ultima data V. era in culmea fericirii. N., olandezul cu a middle-age crisis, o facea sa se simta in siguranta. De aceea s-a gandit sa faca ceva special pentru el...

N.: Hello my dear.How is my girl tonight?
V.: i'm fine. I have a surprise for you
N.: really? wat surprise
V.: you'll see...

Dupa o conversatie scurta de complezenta, cu mai multe detalii cotidiene de factura "How was your day?" and stuff, V. a schimbat brusc directia cu o marturisire.

V.: I've been thinking about you
N.: Really? thinking how
V.: like... what would we do on our first date
N.: Mhhhh... What would you like to do? Id do anything for you baby
V.: i'd like to go an old house... and we would dance slow and then ud take off my clothes
N.: Sounds so good. Go on baby.
V.: and then wed go to the bed and you would pe on top and you would touch my breasts
V.: do you like my ideas so far?
N.: Yes. You drive me crazy. What next.
V.: Then... you would give me nuts. Do you have nuts?
N.: Yessss
V.: how many?
N.: what?
V.: How many nuts do you have?
N.: how many? I dont understand.
V.: its a simple question. how many nuts do you have?
N.: 2
V.: ONLY TWO!?
N.: Are you making joke?
V.: I'm being dead serious... you only have two nuts?! are they salty?
N.: Ive never tried them but they should be... because skin has salty taste
V.: SKIN!? EWWWW! I'm not a cannibal, i'm just a squrrel
N.: A what?
V.: A squrrl i'm the squrrl. You like squrrls, right?
N.: You are being funny. I thought you were serious.
V.: I AM SERIOUS! I am the most serious squrrl there is. You don't like squrrls do you!?
N.: I like squirrels
V.: Would you fuck a squirrel?
N.: No.
V.: SO YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK ME!?!?
N.: Of course I do baby. I want to make love to you.
V.: but you don't like squierels
N.: You're not a squirel
V.: NOOOO! say im a squirel! say it! Say it!!!
V.: say I'm a fucking squirrle or im never talking to you again. SAY IT! SAY IT!
V.: SAY ITTT!!!
N.: This is crazy. I don't like to be made a fool. You are laughing at me.
V.: Say it and ill suck your dick.
N.: Hahaha. You're a squirrel.
V.: And now say "Im a squirrel fucker".
N.: And  I'm a squirrel fucker.
V.: Good. Now get your dick out.
N.: its out
V.: are you imagining my mouth around it?
N.: Yessss
V: does it feel warm and wet?
N.: yessss. You are beautiful baby.
V.: do you like it when I nibble on it?
N.: Yes.... you are an amazing girl.
V.: I'M A FUCKING SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soc si calamitate. Dezamagita de olandezul ei care nu o putea accepta sau cel putin nu putea accepta anumite laturi ale ei, V. s-a inchis in sine. A fost deprimata o vreme. Contempla sinuciderea.

Pana cand intr-o dimineata si-a dat seama cat de mult exagerase. In fond si la urma urmei, sunt destui pesti in ocean. Asa ca s-a intors pe site si a reluat discutiile cu baieti. De data asta mai apropiati de ea, ca varsta si ca locatie.

S: deci. esti deschisa la o conversatie?
V: Sunt ca un chiosc non-stop. poate ca nu fac intotdeauna vanzare, dar sunt MEREU deschisa
S.: f bine...
S.: si ai cev pasiuni,dorinte.
S.: intrebari,raspunsuri negasite..
S.: framantari sau ,bucurii..
V.: O singura intrebare. Iti plac veveritele?

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