La multi ani Chuck Norris!

Cu intarziere de o zi, Metropotam ii ureaza La Multi Ani maesterului actiunii si regelui loviturii Roundhouse Kick... Inegalabilul, inimitabilul, Chuck Norris.



Si in cinstea marelui om cu o mare barba care a implinit ieri 69 de ani, vrem sa trecem prin acele Chuck Norris facts care ii plac Metropotamului cel mai mult. :)

Diana

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide and go seek". He plays "Hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you"

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Ioana

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Cristina

Chuck Norris stie unde e Elodia

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. 

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Gina

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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